Oh Chick Fil A, Oh Chick Fil A...

Whatever are you thinking?

(To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree, please.)

The whole countryside is excited about your new 

location on Little Road!  

We can't wait for our chicken sandwiches,

our waffle fries and lemonade.

But...

 I feel like we will need to buy an armored tank
 in order to gain access to and exit your big,
 beautiful new building safely and unscarred!

 When I'm coming home from the GYM,

(Yah...I've been at least four (4) times!)

the traffic in that area is horrendous! 
There will not be an actual entrance on
Little Road...unless  you cut through
the dilapidated Albertson's parking lot, 
the one with the world's tallest speed bumps!
The entrance is on little ol' Poly Webb.

 

The only more traffic bound spot in Arlington

is the corner of Bardin and S. Cooper.

Oh...wait.  That's where our "old" Chick Fil A is!

 Have you been to the "old" location lately?

You know that they've rebuilt, squeezing "more"

on a very small corner.

Well...the other day I went there during the

busy lunch time.

There was a sawhorse blocking the entrance

on Bardin Road.  

I was forced to take my life in my hands,

venture onto S. Cooper, then make a 

right into CFA. 

Methinks the expansion was not too expansive. 

What will this new location be like on opening day?

Remember the Krispy Kream opening on S. Cooper?

About a quarter of the police force of the

city of Arlington was required to direct traffic!

Will the new Chick Fil A be similar?


I will say this...that "old" location on S. Cooper
is the most efficiently run fast food place
I have ever patronized.
Even long lines are accommodated pleasantly
and speedily.
I think if anyone can make this busy new
location work, it would be
Chick Fil A!


What's a little lot of traffic for some good old
 CFA chicken nuggets?!
 I'll probably be there, but I'm not taking
THIS  car!
I'm borrowing Charleigh Girl's car.
And payin' up my insurance!