Oh, Donald!

A debate!

NOooooooooooo!

At least you're admitting that debating is 

not your thing.

(And I, for one, do not care!

Good debate skills don't qualify one to get us out of 

the mess we're in.)

I hope you do not cave in to the speech writers

and image makers.

(I doubt that's even possible with you!)

It should be refreshing to see someone 

"tell it like it is!"

To hear someone speak the truth,

even if it is not politically correct or
designed simply to obtain votes.

Now, I NEVER watch debates.

The contentiousness makes me too nervous.

However, I may have to watch this one.

You will find me hiding behind my recliner

peeping around the edge so I can
avert my eyes and cover my ears

 if I feel it necessary.

So, have at it you professional, slick debaters.

Show me the person who knows how to

BALANCE A BUDGET!

Who may be able to see to it that my children

have the Social Security for which they have paid!